Zayn and Liam talk about each other a lot (3/?):
Liam showing Zayn’s birthday present
#OH OK #”THAT’S ALL WE BOUGHT ZAYN TODAY. ALL WE BOUGHT HIM WAS LITERALLY EVERYTHING.” #”EVERYTHING THAT I PASSED THAT I THOUGHT ‘OH ZAYN WOULD LIKE THIS”’ #”WHICH WAS A LOT OF THINGS BECAUSE I KNOW ZAYNS SOUL AS INTIMATELY AND THOROUGHLY AS ONE SOUL CAN KNOW ANOTHER” #”AND THAT IS WHY I BOUGHT HIM 900 DVDS AND ALSO A TEDDY BEAR.” #”A DARTH VADER TEDDY BEAR” #”BECAUSE ZAYN IS BEAR-Y SPECIAL” #THROTTLE ME WITH A SHOELACE AND THROW MY CORPSE IN THE OCEAN #THEY LIKE BARELY KNEW EACH OTHER I’M LEAKING FROM THE EYES (x)
best i ever had hips dont like you make me wanna (gunshot gunshot) [cash register noise] one more night
Louis at Red Bulls Stadium today with a baby - 5.12.13
One Direction: This Is Us Premiere Behind the Scenes.
You see Harry is slightly freaking out, trying to look out of the window, zayn isn’t talking, and then you have louis and his gang of followers:
Louis: Two really unique sauces. Talk to me, two really unique sauces.
Liam: Erm, ranch. RANCH! RANCHH!
Louis: Worcester and Ranch. Zayn, Harry, your mission is to make sure you have to answer every single interview with ranch or- what’s the other one Niall? or Worcester. Ranch or Worcester sauce. I know neither of you are gonna do it […] but we are.
and then you hear zayn at the end
zayn: Every interview?
so yeah in conclusion it doesn’t matter if you are 30 seconds away from the premiere of your own highly anticipated documentary movie, if louis wants you to play a stupid game, you have no choice but to participate and that ladies and gents is why louis is king
i hope your thanksgiving dinners will stuff you all up just as much as rufus did with louis
I always get offended when people go around me on the highway I’m sorry are we not going fast enough for you. Are you in a hurry. We’re all going to die anyway